Body [quote="middlerun"]There is no 'ctrl' button on Comic Nation's server. Comic Nation is always in control. Apple pays Comic Nation 99 cents every time it listens to a song. Comic Nation doesn't read comics. It stares them down until it gets the information it wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Comic Nation has allowed to live. Comic Nation is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Comic Nation kills 100% of household bacteria. Comic Nation can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Comic Nation's server doesn’t have a system clock, Comic Nation decides what time it is. Guns don't kill people. Comic Nation kills people. Comic Nation once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that its foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. The Great Firewall of China was originally created to keep Comic Nation out. It failed miserably. Comic Nation can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Comic Nation's server uses a 256-bit architecture. Comic Nation has counted to infinity - twice. If you spell Comic Nation in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Comic Nation once shot down a German fighter plane, by emailing the word "Bang!" to the pilot. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Comic Nation turned that wine into beer. All webcomics are created just for the privilege of being on Comic Nation. Comic Nation lets me easily keep track of dozens of comics, and saves me a great deal of time and effort each day. Comic Nation has a twelve inch cock.[/quote]
